Gnashing of Teeth and Flailing of Limbs

My literary brain has frozen in anaphylactic shock.

Talk about plummeting into the pits of despair, I just got an invite for a rooftop party hosted by the infamous duo responsible for these ribs.

I'm getting all worked up.

My friend is partnering up with them, and I had to read the following proposed menu:

Korean Kalbi by KM

Korean Bulgoki by KM
Kansas City Style Ribs by F (takes 5 hrs to make! Delicious)
Beans to go w/ the Ribs by F
B's coleslaw which is supposed to be really good
Collard Greens by J
Some Desserts by J
KM's also bringing soju and kimchi

This is driving me crazy.

I'm flying out to San Francisco crack of dawn the day of the appointed festivities.

I've had it up to here.

My DKB [dumb kid brother] had better have some jaw-dropping, amazing new restaurant recommendations to make up for the fact that I have to miss the UWS pig-meat fest.

You here me buddy? I'm talking knock your socks off, mind-blowing amazing new grub joints.